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Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person.
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I'm a pretty battery-operated pony who farts napalm. Sup at you?
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Forget regret or live in fear.
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Muslim and proud of being one!
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~EkiAku is my husband and the Sweden to my Finland~~ <3
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Oh,you could here,
You could be there,
It doesn't matter really,
because no one truly cares!
You are somewhere...
~Chester
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what to do with my life....what to do
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They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you son
So they can watch all the things you do
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Don't tell anyone!! but...I know the muffin man!!
You make an adorable model. He's an awsome photographer as well. Kudos to both of you.
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The world is not a simple place. My mind on the other hand....
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