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Oh, I love McMorbid. He's so adorably wicked.
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Fuckin' penguins, always wearin' their suits and shit, like they're goin' somewhere important. They live in the south pole; ain't shit to do there.
[credit to hammockmonkey of SF for that /awesome/ rant]
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You say Hip Hop- I say Metal!
You say Pop-I Say Rock!!
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste
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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. ♣
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark one, and it holds the universe together!! Long life to the duct tape!
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_DontLabelMusic,EnjoyIt_
=.NoOneWantsToBeThemselves.TryHards.Wannabes.Fakes.KillThemAll.AndTheirMinds.=
_You'reNotASoupCan.You'reAPerson._
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If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
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There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.
yeah...who is Rip's partner?
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