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"If everyone said it was fun to jump off a bridge, would you?!"
"No, 'cause I could only do it once. Twice if I was lucky. Three times if God was on my side. Or Four times if Satan was on my side."
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-★☆♪♥◦ ĦμġģĿę Мısŧяė§§ ◦♥♪☆★-
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Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you were done
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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. ♣
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"I know you....you know you... and I know you know that I know you."
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Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you were done
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A strange young person...
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Band Geek and Proud of It!
-92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off. -
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