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Journal Entry: Sat Jul 4, 2009, 4:30 PM




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My friend =just-a-CreEp is in a little money-pinch at the moment. He's doing REALLY cheap commissions nao~ (TOO cheap if you ask me ;__; ) but, yeah..go buy lots of commissions from him! They are so worth the munnies <3

Here's some of his stuffs;;;




He does some pretty cute comics too..ngeheh:giggle:

..btw...

This is what happens when a one-word story gets out of hand at a barbecue party at ~DiemetriX's house:

Once upon a marshmallow, there was something wriggly, wet and cold. Tomato happened when nomnom blurry across the table and something happened. Dead children seldom cry, then they see zombies. Humans always comes first after sex. Trees are sad and happy when masturbating. Towns burn after a pyromaniac, then they are not greasy or big. Your father raped your small hamster, cat, dog and snake, which parrot, furthermore was also something bad and parrot fantastic crazy but manly woman, also monkeys. Michael Jackson died after jumping off a train. Kids died happily after a tornado, parents thought that they were having some sex.
Grasshoppers always taste bad after showers when they die. Happiness always happens when manwhores meet another disgusting dyke. Chickens should die because they cross border to Mexico and dogs and clowns cross-breed with chickens. My baby was insane, all licking around the toiletseat. Childhood rape many minds with their claws, teeth and fangs.

Oh, it was a fun time:aww:











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  • Mood: Sweet
  • Listening to: Clock ticking
  • Reading: Orange Crows
  • Playing: Prototype
  • Drinking: Water

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Hi! My name is Maria and as you all well know (well, maybe all), I love to draw and talk a lot of bullshit.

I am 22 years of age, but that doesn't mean I call myself a woman. I have a very strange point of view on the word "woman". So yes, that means nothing in particular. I just wanted to state that awesome fact.

I live in Norway, which most people from not-Norway would consider a very cold country, which also is very true. It is cold..IN THE WINTER. But if you imagine us Norwegians walking penguins like other people are walking dogs, that is fine as well, because I would rather walk a penguin than a dog. Baby seals are fine too. I have a baby seal plush in my bed. He has seen many things in his short plushie-life, I imagine..seeing as my bed is a place where many things happen. OH NO I DI'EN'T <3

I am a student, a very lazy one in fact. I dream about becoming a mind-blowing comic-artist, but educate myself to become an academic media-poo. That is outstanding, isn't it?

I like to eat things. Sweet things, raw things, sour things, spicy things. Among sweet things I include chocolate, cupcakes, cakes, wobbly and melodic jelly. Raw things basically means sushi, because sushi is nutritious and yummy. I'm just totally gonna skip the sour and spicy things, because I can't think of anything sour and spicy that I would like to eat right now. Although I am pretty hungry. I am always hungry. Just ask my tummy..it keeps going on about food and when I give it food it stops for two points of a nanosecond going "oh that was good" then right back to "MARIA I AM HUNGRY FOOD NAO"

So now you've learned the most interesting things about me, I'm sure. This means you can die happy.

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  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: M
  • Favourite movie: : Alien :
  • Favourite band or musician: : Sigur Rós : Porcupine Tree : The White Stripes : Nightmare : An Cafe :
  • Favourite artist: : Salvador Dalì : HR Giger : Mark Ryden : Dave McKean : Trevor Brown :
  • MP3 player of choice: : Ipod :
  • Favourite game: : Kingdom Hearts : Okami : The Legend of Zelda :
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii, PS2, Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: : Dream :
  • Personal Quote: No one needs sofas that eat you!

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~AgentPekka:iconAgentPekka: 9 minutes 58 seconds ago
Hvor liten er sjansen for at du faktisk svarer en som skriver på norsk?
~evol-darkness:iconevol-darkness: 16 minutes 51 seconds ago
I luuuv your comics!!
Mood: Love ~YuZuKi10:iconYuZuKi10: 4 hours 30 minutes ago
*0* took 2 years looking for you, well, is that long ago I saw on the internet pictures of yours and I really liked the way you paint! I find you :heart: TvT I'm so happy <3

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[Yuzuki Kagamine] Vocaloid <3 Hetalia <3 Kingdom Heats <3 D·N·ANGEL· <3
~omgwtfbbqplz:iconomgwtfbbqplz: 14 hours 6 minutes ago
Awwwww.... :iconjustflyakite: got banned...

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I have onion plz accounts!
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~omgwtfbbqplz:iconomgwtfbbqplz: 3 hours 3 minutes ago
No idea... ED link?

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"Opinions are like a**holes. Everybody got one." - My 10th grade English teacher's Stepfather
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I have onion plz accounts!
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF ONION HEAD
~Amira-Yukimenoko:iconAmira-Yukimenoko: 17 hours 1 minute ago
I absolutely adore your McMorbid series! :love: I'm going to watch you, can't wait for more! :love: SO MANY I CAN'T FAVE THEM ALL @_@ XD

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I'm out of my mind! :crazy:
Be back in 5 minutes
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AXL ROSE?! :heart: WHERE?! :sprint:
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:gun: + :rose: = Epic win :D
~Kinetic-Ninja:iconKinetic-Ninja: 17 hours 18 minutes ago
Like your comics! Rip rules!
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