| Hi! My name is Maria and as you all well know (well, maybe all), I love to draw and talk a lot of bullshit. I am 22 years of age, but that doesn't mean I call myself a woman. I have a very strange point of view on the word "woman". So yes, that means nothing in particular. I just wanted to state that awesome fact. I live in Norway, which most people from not-Norway would consider a very cold country, which also is very true. It is cold..IN THE WINTER. But if you imagine us Norwegians walking penguins like other people are walking dogs, that is fine as well, because I would rather walk a penguin than a dog. Baby seals are fine too. I have a baby seal plush in my bed. He has seen many things in his short plushie-life, I imagine..seeing as my bed is a place where many things happen. OH NO I DI'EN'T <3 I am a student, a very lazy one in fact. I dream about becoming a mind-blowing comic-artist, but educate myself to become an academic media-poo. That is outstanding, isn't it? I like to eat things. Sweet things, raw things, sour things, spicy things. Among sweet things I include chocolate, cupcakes, cakes, wobbly and melodic jelly. Raw things basically means sushi, because sushi is nutritious and yummy. I'm just totally gonna skip the sour and spicy things, because I can't think of anything sour and spicy that I would like to eat right now. Although I am pretty hungry. I am always hungry. Just ask my tummy..it keeps going on about food and when I give it food it stops for two points of a nanosecond going "oh that was good" then right back to "MARIA I AM HUNGRY FOOD NAO" So now you've learned the most interesting things about me, I'm sure. This means you can die happy. |



















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"Opinions are like a**holes. Everybody got one." - My 10th grade English teacher's Stepfather
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I have onion plz accounts!
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF ONION HEAD
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